DougWords
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The Warning -- Part I: Everything here is copyright H. Doug Matsuoka or the original authors. Steal anything here and I'll run over your bubblegum while you're still chewing it. |
The Pledge:
This is a noncommercial vanity site created and maintained late at night when I’m falling out of my chair. Because of this, there are many typos and grammos here. But I pledge that there is nothing here for sale. Except (and I figure let’s get this out of the way early) for my ebooks in MS Reader format, "Immortal Khan," and "Living Midnight." Click here for more details.
Why do I make this pledge? Because that’s all I have for sale.
That and the fact that vanity sites that are selling stuff are a little insurance- salesman-like, as in, “Hey man, haven’t seen you in a long time so what’s going to happen to your family if you fall off that motorcycle?”
The Apology:
Sorry if you landed here by clicking the "Girls Licking Girls!" link. Just trying to get some numbers on my hit counter and I know some guys will hit almost anything. But hey, take a look around and hit every link -- you never know! You could be the one to hit the button that brings up the nasty jpeg. And streaming media like you've never even dreamed of...
And for y'all that hit the UFO link and ended up here, I gotta confess, to me Area 51 is just that area between areas 50 and 52.
And also, for y'all that followed the "Hot Tips and Scandalous Shit" link, that's supposed to be from YOU to ME!
Yes I haven't updated this page for a while. Unfortunately, I have a real job at the moment. Pray for me. Amen, and thank you very much.
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The Shout-Out -- Nothing Platonic Here: Much love to the Van Gogh Fight Club (my criminals and my thugs), that shitstarter in Aina Latino (thanks for reminding us that this struggle is a poem, a song, a dance), literate belly farmers (who publish the unpublishable), Pythagorean Bellie-girls (you are the hypotenuse), the Red Sangha Worldwide (put me down for the first 1.5 points), rappers, word slingers, cunning linguists, Ferrous Canadians, everyone throughout history ever named Tupac, and all you pissed-off motherfuckers living so large between the slabs you're buckling the concrete! |
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The Warning -- Part II: This site will change appearance quite often and sometimes just disappear -- poof! -- quicker than a Latin American writer dissing the government. That's because I'm just learning about web site construction. Please believe me when I say that I'm much better at other things. [Uninteresting technical/software narrative deleted 9/17/00] Wish I knew what I was doing. This page also looks different on Microsoft Internet Explorer than it does on Netscape. I test on both but since I use IE, when it's a question of which one to format for, IE wins. The contents links work better in Netscape though. All I have to say about that is, "shit." Although DougWords is a vanity site, it's not just Doug's words. I'll post my Not Honolulu Weekly columns here, and whatever else I find interesting. |
The Pathetic Plea for Help -- Feeding the Spiders:
Most websites are not accessible to most of us on the Internet. Why? Search engines use programs called "spiders" to check the links on sites to find other sites. Sites that aren't linked don't exist. Do me a favor and link to me -- I'll link to you too. Deal?.
Yup. This is one big-ass brick wall. [back to the top, please]
H. Doug Matsuoka
DougWords@Hawaii.RR.com
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