Rants, Screeds, Essays:
... and delicately worded contemplations (ha ha!). Includes my Not Honolulu Weekly column from the Honolulu Weekly.
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3/19/03
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Not so Fresh. My letter published by the Honolulu Weekly on 3/19/03 a day before the Baghdad bombing started. |
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10/08/02
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"Throwing Up For Dougo" by Annabel Murray. No, not the Australian romance writer. And PLEASE do NOT be eating Doritos when you check this out. You'll thank me later. |
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12/01/01
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Here's an essay for this Holiday Season. But another geeky cybertopic essay, yet like everything I write, entertaining even for granny and the kids. The essay contains links to a few sites with zillions of free ebooks. So c'mon. |
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07/20/01
(updated 11/15/01) |
"Julia and Derek's 10th Year Piece." Happy 10th Anniversary to the Honolulu Weekly. Not. The original editors Julia Steele and Derek Ferrar reminisce...and dis the Weekly on its 10 Anniversary. The article that Honolulu Weekly refused to print -- a DougWords exclusive! Plus comments and response from former editors and the rest of the world! |
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02/28/01
(with addendum of 7/14/01) |
"Underwear is the key." Tall blondes, alcoholic beverages, underwear...everything worth saying about anything. My not review of The Marriage of Figaro in the 02/28/01 issue of Honolulu Weekly.
Butt worship addendum added 7/14/01. |
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"Letters from the Edge" Cyber Stuff from the 2/14/01 issue of Honolulu Weekly. |
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12/17/00
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All the below essays (and then some) are available for free download in Microsoft Reader format. Hit the download page. |
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11/28/00
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The DougWords Critical Response page responds to a book review by Nancie Caraway published in the November 22, 2000, issue of the Honolulu Weekly |
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"Small Columns and Jail Cells" The version published in the Honolulu Weekly (except cool hyperlinks in this web version). I take a shot at "commercial" and "professional" writers, academics...and everyone else who pisses me off. "Drop Your Crayons" The long unpublished version. |
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"The Dance" This "review" of Ozomatli / Rage Against the Machine protest concert outside the Democratic National Convention on 8/14/00 was published in the Honolulu Weekly in their 8/30/00 issue |
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"Ya Se Fue" the PUBLISHED review of Ozomatli's 8/5/00 gig by Stu Dawrs |
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"Ozo for the Tall" the UNPUBLISHED review of Ozomatli's 8/5/00 gig by me |
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"Ill Lumination" A letter to the British Musem asking them to return everything they stole from Hawaii |
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"So it begins..." The first Not Honolulu Weekly which was the pitch letter |